The Peanut Farmer on Assault Weapons
April 28th, 2009
Quoth Jimmy:
But none of us wants to own an assault weapon, because we have no desire to kill policemen or go to a school or workplace to see how many victims we can accumulate before we are finally shot or take our own lives.
In case anyone wonders if he was just unclear and didn’t really mean that killing police officers is all that “assault weapons” are for, he closes with:
We can’t let the N.R.A.’s political blackmail prevent the banning of assault weapons — designed only to kill police officers and the people they defend.
At least the guy is consistent about always being on the wrong side.

April 28th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
how do people take this guy seriously?
April 28th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Eddy A: What? People take this guy seriously?
April 28th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Nobody but leftist Europeans. Jimmah’s a complete disgrace and a lunatic that needs to be rebutted and then ignored.
April 28th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I usually don’t bother with rebutting or ignoring him. I usually just mock.
But rebuttal and ignoring work, too. But while you’re doing it, try a little mockery. It’s loads of fun. Everybody’s doing it.
April 28th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
THE evolution in public policy concerning the manufacture, sale and possession of semiautomatic assault weapons like AK-47s, AR-15s and Uzis has been very disturbing.
Now, I’m not a gun guy, and maybe I don’t know enough on the subject, but the inclusion of the Uzi (not the Uzi pistol) in the list of weapons that the AWB covers strikes me as a bit odd. Is it really a legal weapon now, that needs the AWB to get off of the street? I thought it was already illegal, since it’s fully automatic.
Or, could he possibly be lying in an attempt to score emotional points when his logical one holds no water?
How can we tell? Oh, yeah. His lips are moving.
April 29th, 2009 at 12:59 am
I thought assault weapons were also good for “spraying bullets,” not just for police officer murder.
I need to look better, I can’t find anything out there cool enough to spray rounds. Everything I’ve ever seen really just squirts one round at a time.
So disarm the American public. Finance and legitimize Hamas and attack the Israeli government. No dictator an enemy, no democracy a friend. The world according to Jimmy.
April 29th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Just seeing Jimmy Carter makes me feel good – because he was followed by 8 years of Ronald Reagan.
May 1st, 2009 at 2:59 pm
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May 1st, 2009 at 6:09 pm
@Jimmy Carter: when are you going to ban those nasty assault cars? The lastest incident in the Netherlands showed how dangerous they are.
May 4th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Heh. All those dead coyotes on my farm will sure be surprised I was shooting them with a cop killer rifle.