April 8th, 2008
First Australia. Now, apparently, the Windy City:
I live in Chicago. Every time some gang banger gets shot everyone screams bloody murder about the guns. The other day someone got creative and killed some kid with a baseball bat. Silence.
Tags: IL
April 9th, 2008 at 10:37 am
I’m starting the NBBA (National Baseball Bat Association) to protect our rights to own and carry baseball bats. Our slogan: baseball bats don’t kill people, people kill people. Our first order of business will be getting an amendment stating people have a right to ‘keep and bear baseball bats,’ though it may be more cost effective to simply have the Supreme Court create that right out of thin air like they did the ‘right to an abortion.’ Who is with me?
April 9th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Dfens: You should know that the right to carry baseball bats only applies to professional baseball players. Besides, the Founding Fathers meant wooden bats. If they had had known that metal bats would be invented, they never would have wanted citizens to have access to them.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Call me crazy (lots of people do) but I’d go so far as to allow people the right to have those bats with the composite handles and metal barrels (oooh, scary, bats with barrels). I say if they can afford them, they can carry them, even in public parks. Yeah, I’m out there on the edge. I’m running with scissors later today. The sharp pointy kind too. Just let a bedwetting liberal try to stop me.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Call me crazy (lots of people do) but I’d go so far as to allow people the right to have those bats with the composite handles and metal barrels (oooh, scary, bats with barrels). I say if they can afford them, they can carry them, even in public parks. Yeah, I’m out there on the edge. I’m running with scissors later today. The sharp pointy kind too. Just let a bedwetting liberal try to stop me.