But sometimes they are

From Not Always Right, which features conversations with customers:

Customer: "Yeah, I got my kids guns for their birthdays!"

Coworker: "How old are they?!"

Customer: "In their 20s."

Coworker, shocked: "But guns kill people!"

Customer: "Well, they may need to protect themselves someday, you know."

Coworker: "From what? Wild animals?"

Customer: "No, from Democrats!"

I guess if you look at it from the perspective of "I'm giving my kids guns now so that they can protect themselves in the future even if Democrats manage to make it too difficult to buy guns", it makes perfect sense.

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