PETITION.ORG: Ban California

Ban California because on a map, it looks like a high capacity magazine

Haha:

Looking at the state of California, it clearly represents a high capacity magazine. California enforces a 10 round magazine limit and California clearly violates this law. The only solution to this issue is to ban California. I feel that my fellow progressive Democrats in the State Legislature will agree on this issue.

This is the most utterly ridiculous thing Murdoc’s ever heard in his entire life.

Wait.

California DOES look like a high-capacity magazine

California DOES look like a high-capacity magazine, doesn’t it?

Holy shit. There might actually be something to this.