If you haven’t seen the tales of the mall ninja Gecko45, go check ‘em out.
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A perp popped up from behind the Orange Julius counter with a full auto Kalashnikov with a 75rd drum, and opened up in the direction of my partner, meanwhile two perps popped up from behind the skeeball machine with sawed off 12 gauges. Another two perps appeared on the upper level and brought down hell-fire on us from above. One had a Winchester Model 70 in .30-06 with a 10x scope and the other was laying down suppressive fire with a Mac10 variant. The perps were all sporting cheap russian NVGs.I dove under a metal bench, and lined my sights on the AK bandit.
Some third-grader writing about the definition of assault weapons in California uses images from Rambo and (I shit you not) the Halo video game.
Assault weapons are dangerous. Just look:
I mean, why would anyone even NEED an MA4B-APTR? Are they going to go duck hunting with an M8 SMG? Thomas Jefferson certainly didn’t have the BR55-SS in mind when he wrote the Constitution.
What an idiot. I guess this is what passes for journalism in SF Weekly.
A tradition over at MO, but for those of you who don’t read it regularly here is the infamous WKRP Turkey Drop:
We watched this when it first aired, and I still laugh every time I see it.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Murdoc hopes you all have a great holiday.