Gun-Shaped Assault Pizza

Boy disciplined after waving gun-shaped pizza slice

The idiots at David Youree Elementary School in Smyrna, Tennessee, have sentenced a 10-year-old boy to lunch at the “silent table”

for allegedly waving around a slice of pizza some say resembled a gun.

Yes, he’s getting punishment because of a piece of pizza. The school says he’s in trouble not because of the pizza, but because of the threats they say he made.

Threats with a piece of pizza.

“I realize some might say we are going overboard but the principal is just trying to use an abundance of caution and send the message that we don’t play about guns and it’s not something we joke around about,” [James Evans, spokesperson for the Rutherford County School District] said.

The school’s principal is Steve Luker. He decided that this was an appropriate response.

If the threat had been made with a banana instead of this improvised gun-shaped piece of food, would Principal Steve Luker have locked the place down and called the tactical response unit?

Thank God David Youree Elementary School in the Rutherford County School District is watching out for our kids. You might think they’ve gone “overboard,” but if it saves just one kid from being shot to death with a piece of pizza, it will be worth it.

Let this be a warning to those who would shoot others with gun-shaped pieces of pizza.

What idiots. Being paid with public funding.

Zero-Something Policy, Anyway

Richard Mann’s 11-year-old son contributed to a sidebar on dry-firing for publication in Rifle Firepower magazine, but because the accompanying photo includes a firearm, it violates the local school’s zero-tolerance policy on weapons.

Thank goodness that educational policy is effective in barring paid and published work by 11-year-olds being shown in English class. Not only have all the childrenses been sheltered from the traumatic and harmful images of a gun, but they’ve been protected from the idea that working and producing something gets your photo in a magazine and a nice little paycheck.

Go check out Richard’s post and the included sidebar.

Any Gun is Better than No Gun

10-year-old Wash. boy defends mom with BB gun

Police in Bellingham, Wash., say a 10-year-old boy defended his mother from an attacker by shooting him in the face with a BB rifle as many as four times.

The man accused of the attack rents a room in the woman’s home and came home drunk and angry Tuesday morning. Police say he kicked in a bedroom door and started choking the woman.

‘Possibly’

Lockdown on Va. Tech campus after gunman possibly spotted

The campus of Virginia Tech, the site of a 2007 mass shooting that left 33 people dead, was under lockdown Thursday after juveniles attending a summer camp told authorities they had seen a man carrying what looked like a gun.

“Out of an abundance of caution, we are asking people to stay indoors for now,” Larry Hincker, associate vice president for university relations, said at a news conference.

The kids saw a man with something “covered with a cloth.” Probably an assault rifle. Or maybe a broom.

Authorities haven’t found anything.

Younger Hunters in Michigan

Snyder OKs younger children to hunt

Children under 10 would be allowed to hunt some types of game in Michigan as long as they’re with an adult mentor through legislation signed Wednesday by Gov. Rick Snyder.

Not only is allowing more kids to hunt good for hunting, it’s good for kids. Anything to get them out and more active.

If it helps turn a few more on to a lifelong love of shooting and/or the outdoors, so much the better.

Electric Sniper

Via a reader, ‘The Nucleus System’: Russian Teenager Designs Electric Rifle

Soundless and recoilless, according to the inventor, a Russian teenager.

Russia’s Defense Ministry has shown interest in the new electomechanical rifle the performance of which exceeds that of sniper weapons. The rifle was invented by a schoolboy in the city of Ufa.

Emphasized for skepticism.

Picture at the source.

Boy Scout saves Dad’s life

How 12-year-old West Michigan boy’s quick actions saved dad’s life

While his dad spray-painted a friend’s bedroom, 12-year-old Jordyn Tyler put finishing touches on the hallway.

Then, his dad started laughing uproariously.

“I said, ‘What’s so funny?’ He didn’t answer. So I asked him again, and he didn’t answer.”

With the bedroom sealed in protective plastic, the son hollered: “If you don’t answer, I’m going to kick the door open.”

Murdoc’s said it before and he’ll say it again: Boy Scouts is a great program and every boy should give it a try.

It prepares guys for a lot more than just camping in the woods.

He said he still can’t believe his son acted so fast.

“He knew exactly what to do,” Tyler said. “I don’t know how he even knew.”

Murdoc knows how.

(cross-posted from MO)

Nice

New York third grader charged with selling loaded gun

A New York City third-grader and his father have been arrested after the boy sold a loaded 9mm pistol to a classmate for $3, police said on Friday…

Father-son criminal charges include three counts each of criminal possession of a gun. An additional charge of acting in a manner to injure a minor was filed against Galvin, the legal owner of the pistol.

This is what should be expected in states like New York, where lax firearms regulations and an overabundance of backwoods hillbillies means every household contains a large number of guns.